What would you consider a tasty snack?
My friends and family
Anything portable
Blood
Slurm and qagh
Tokyo
Electricity
Elephant seals
Cheetos and Tang


If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
The jungle
The hills
Carlsbad Caverns
Rigel 7
A server farm
A small island off the coast of Japan
The Marianas Trench
The Star Trek holodeck would be pretty cool

Do you consider yourself
Hostile
Social
Crafty
An outsider
Loyal to a fault
Logical
Shy
The shiznit

What do you fear the most?
Accidentally biting off my own head
A child with a magnifying glass
The Orkin man
Being caught in public with my cloaking shields down
The director/producer team of Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin
Ferrous oxide
A sushi bar
That my cell phone might be frying my brain

If threatened by an enemy, you would first:
Bite their head off
Ask a higher-up for advice
Lurk in wait
Set shields on maximum and commence firing
Incinerate them, ask questions later
Calculate the most effective means of attack
Crawl into a hole 1/4 the size of my body
Run! Run like the wind!

If your friends had only one complaint about you, what would it be?
Tends to bite their freakin' heads off
Brings too many guests over unannounced
Spends too much time on the Web
Leaves large crop circles in front yard
Always burns the s'mores
Annoying "blue screen of death"
Lingering smell
Uses too many "Simpsons" quotes in conversation

Who do you admire most?
Ozzy Osbourne
Karl Marx
Peter Parker
Ray Walston
Lassie
HAL 2000
Jacques Cousteau
Frodo